To: Sister
SMS: Give me a nice site. I’m home alone, and I need to masturbate before someone gets home.
Answer: I’m at the kitchen, and you do nothing like that know!
Explanation: This was actually going to my friend, but I send this to my 14-year old sister. Five minutes after she answered, she shouted my name to show that she was home.
We are now in Norwegian newspaper and after that we have much more visitors! Keep going!
To: Mom
SMS: Hello honey! I was at the well-woman clinic and made the abortion. It feels terrible. Kisses!
Answer: Nothing, my mom called me instantly
Explanation: I was only 14 years when I made this abortion. I had only told this to my best friend, and it was not meant that my parents was going to find out. Now my mom found out, and there were a lot of discussions after this. She wasn’t angry, but disappointed, while she meant that she could have helped me if I had told her.
To: Teacher (ex-boyfriend)
Sms: That was pretty selfish of you to run out after the sex in the middle of the night!
Answer: I thought we already had this “fight” i said i’m sorry..
Explanation: I was supposed to send this to my boyfriend as a joke but i sent it to my teacher.. before he was my teacher he was my boyfriend, and he leaved my house at the night, after sex..
To: Neighbor
SMS: Well, now I can cross Mike of my to-have-sex-with-list
Answer: None
Explanation: I was going to send this to a friend, but instead I sent this to my neighbor. It was a little embarrassing, because she was only 14 years left. She and my sister really enjoyed talking about this during the following weeks. Now I have AAA at the first place of my book of telephone numbers, and that is a number which cannot receive SMS’s.
To: Date
SMS: Remember the deal? The one who has sex with most girls in Aiya Napa pays half of the trip next year. I’m psyched!
Answer: Why do you want to meet me tonight, if you wish to achieve those goals during the summer. I don’t want to hang out tonight …
Explanation: How the hell could I be so stupid, sending this SMS to the girl I was going to meet some hours later. Maybe because I thought of her writing this SMS. The competition was called a draw, and we’re both paying for our trip next time, which is in three weeks.
To: Dad
SMS: Know I have made an appointment for you at the hairdresser. 4 p.m. on Friday. Isn’t that good before your disco?
Answer: I’m forbidden from discos by Nancy, and my hair I lost 20 years ago.
Explanation: I was going to text this to my 14-year old son, but instead my father got the SMS. He wasn’t going to any hairdresser, and he is a little too old to have hair.
To: A new girl
SMS: Please please please you got to do me a favor. I’m sitting on the bathroom by this girl Sarah and the toilet paper is all gone. She’s working, so you have to come up here with paper. She lives at 7eleven near your place. Otherwise I have to take some unwashed panties or some socks, that’s the only clothes left in the laundry basket.
Answer: How the hell are you going to get the door unlocked when your friend arrives? I would pay thousands of dollars to have webcams at home, so I could see you walking to that door. Hahah, I’m home in 6 hours if you can wait 
Explanation: I had slept at a girls place, and she had left for work. I took the opportunity to visit the men’s room, but I forgot to check if there was any paper. That’s a mistake I wont make again.
To: Mom
SMS: Darn it can get rough in your bedroom sometimes ; )
Answer: What do you mean now?
Explanation: Should send this to my boyfriend, but my mom accidently got the SMS. Off course I was talking about my boyfriend’s bedroom, but it seems like my mom misunderstood me. Maybe she feels a little guilty? 
To: Mom
SMS: Hello! It was a long time ago, and I would really like to lick your boobies a little.
I know that you liked it.
Answer: Maybe 17 years ago…
Explanation: I was going to send this to a girl, that I knew liked it. Instead, I sent this to my mom, that presumably didn’t like it. But she gave a really great answer
To: Partner
SMS: Smart choice texting me before she gets home. Now I’m alone at home, but thanks anyway. You’re going to get something nice from me, when doing that!
Answer: Who was this SMS going to? Was it Camilla?
Explanation: I got an SMS from my partners friend, who warned me. She knew that I had met other women, including her. I lied and told her that it was a joke, that would make her feel jealous. She bought it, but later on her friend told her the whole story. We’re not together anymore.
To: Dad
SMS: I have stopped smoking, but I can still drink. Wine drinking tonight?
Answer: None
Explanation: I was going to send this to my male friend, but when I texted this I screwed up, and my dad got the SMS. While I still live at home, this wasn’t a happy moment for me or my parents. My dad forwarded this SMS to my mom, and neither of them knew that I was currently smoking and drinking.
To: Handsome guy I have met a few times
SMS: God I’m boored of this life! It’s only drinking, and fucking. Now I want to get a boyfriend, don’t you think?
Answer: That wasn’t going to me, was it?
Explanation: Should send this to my best friend, but it accidently went to the boy I have met earlier. However, he asked me out on a date, and we are still a couple today. A good coincidence, right?
