Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Parent | Posted on 03-09-2010-05-2008
To: dad
Sms: hey man ill bring the weed over to your place this arvo i got to get it out of my place
Answer: what the fuck are u talking about im coming home right not to talk about this
Explanation: it was ment to go to a friend instead i sent it to my dad which was even worse cos is was a cop D:
/ jason
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Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Parent | Posted on 02-09-2010-05-2008
To: Father
Sms: Haha, going to take a cigar!
Answer: Do you smoke?
Explanation: Was going to send this to my friend, which also smokes. Was really hard to explain this later.
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Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Romance | Posted on 01-09-2010-05-2008
To: ex
Sms: hey babe i love so much…. can’t wait to see you
Answer: fuck off c*** i’v told yuo before i hate yor fucking guts
Explanation: was ment to sehnd it to my boyfriend not my ex … woops
/ a.m
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Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Other, Romance | Posted on 31-08-2010-05-2008
To: Soccer Coach
Sms: God you’re so selfish! You wake up, f*ck me and then leave to work. Yerk! But you’ll pay for that later tonight
Love You
Answer: Ooh, that was to much information.
Explanation: My husband and I use to send SMS’s like this to each other as a joke, but this one I send to my coach. Such embarrasing.
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Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Romance | Posted on 30-08-2010-05-2008
To: Boy crush
Sms: Omg!!! I just started my…!!!
Answer: Um… That’s a little personal!!
Explanation: Apparently he likes an open girl because the next day, he asked me out!!
/ Kaitlyn
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Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 30-08-2010-05-2008
To: friends boyfriend.
Sms: Hello babe, are you going to break up with him? or shall i tell him, because you proberly wont see him and he wont take it too well. xx
Answer: Urr, is she breaking up with me :’(
Explanation: It was sent to a friends boy instead of her, they broke up in the end.
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Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 29-08-2010-05-2008
To: Boyfriend
Sms: Sorry, I can’t see you anymore, I just, I love him too much. :/
Answer: Babe? What? I don’t understand? Love who?
Explanation: I was cheating on him with someone, and then I messages them telling them I couldnt see him anymore, and I sent it to my boyfriend accidently.
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Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Romance | Posted on 28-08-2010-05-2008
To: The boy
Sms: I love you
Answer: What?
Explanation: Was to my friend, but accidently send this to a boy I met only three days ago.
Amber
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Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 28-08-2010-05-2008
To: Girlfriend
Sms: I: Of course we’re going to drink! The problem is that I never get home.
Him: Be a little jerk then, and sleep by Julia. She can’t get enough of you, can’t she?
I: Yes, but I slept by her during the whole last week. She’s really bad in bed, actually. And I don’t want Lisa to know.
Answer: I guess you send this answer wrong, but I don’t care. Screw you!
Explanation: Was sending SMS with my friend, and when I was going to send the last one to him, I accidently send that to my girlfriend Lisa.
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Posted by admin | Posted in Chief | Posted on 27-08-2010-05-2008
To: My boss
Sms: Called myself sick today, so crapulent after the weekend. Lunch at Subway?
Answer: I would like you to come at work right know, I would like to talk to you at afternoon.
Explanation: My boss got the message that I intended to send to my friend. Got a warning, but didnt got fired
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Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Parent | Posted on 26-08-2010-05-2008
To: Mom
Sms: MMS: My penis
Answer: What was that?
Explanation: The sms was meant to my girlfriend, but it came to my father. I was just soo embarrassed.
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Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Romance | Posted on 25-08-2010-05-2008
To: Wife
Sms: I can’t even look her in her eyes now. Miss you so! Many kisses
Answer: What the hell are you talking about? Go f*ck yourself
Explanation: Was going to send to my lover, but sended it to my ex-wife instead.
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Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Other | Posted on 24-08-2010-05-2008
To: My boss
Sms: I want you to shave it all off before I come
Answer: ??
Explanation: My boss got the text which was meant to my buddy. Guess if I was ashamed when I met him after that.
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Posted by admin | Posted in Parent | Posted on 24-08-2010-05-2008
To: Father
Sms: My tung is waiting for you, lick!
Answer: None
Explanation: Should send this to my girlfriend, but it came to my father, who was waiting for me outside while I was shopping.
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Posted by admin | Posted in Friend | Posted on 23-08-2010-05-2008
To: His sister
Sms: I miss u so much i want to kiss u
Answer: wtf i take it u meant my brother
Explanation: I meant text it her bro not her
/ Jess
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Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 23-08-2010-05-2008
To: My love
Sms: I would leave my husband for you. Kisses /C
Answer: What are you talking about? Come home now
Explanation: There was a long night of talking and screaming after this SMS. It finally lead to a divorce. That’s what can happen if you send an SMS to your husband instead of your lover.
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Posted by admin | Posted in Parent | Posted on 22-08-2010-05-2008
To: Mom
Sms: We can have sex before my mother comes home, if you come over right now
Answer: I’ll be home as quick as I can
Explanation: Supposed to send this to my boyfriend and not to my mom
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Posted by admin | Posted in Other | Posted on 21-08-2010-05-2008
To: Dad
Sms: Hey baby how was your day, mine was wet, but not as wet as ur gonna get tonight.
Answer: What the fuck
Explanation: meant for my girlfriend, , dont no what happened
/ Adz
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Posted by admin | Posted in Chief | Posted on 20-08-2010-05-2008
To: My boss
Sms: Hello Handsome! Is it ok if I sleep at your place at Saturday? kisses
Answer: Of course not ..
Explanation: The SMS was meant to my friend, but it was sended to the boss which I had made out earlier. I didn’t really know what he meant, why would my boss send me an SMS with only the text “Of course not”. So I sended back just “??”. This is still a famous story at my work place…
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Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 19-08-2010-05-2008
To: Mom
Sms: Can you get some chocolate, so I can eat it from your body!
Answer: No answer
Explanation: Just texting back and forth with my girlfriend, and I send it to the person highest up on the list “last sms”
/ Jake
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