SmsMistake.comHave you ever text an awkward message to wrong number?

To: Mom
Sms: MMS: My penis
Answer: What was that?
Explanation: The sms was meant to my girlfriend, but it came to my father. I was just soo embarrassed.

To: Wife
Sms: I can’t even look her in her eyes now. Miss you so! Many kisses
Answer: What the hell are you talking about? Go f*ck yourself
Explanation: Was going to send to my lover, but sended it to my ex-wife instead.

To: A Prostitute
Sms: Hey can you send me the ass?
Answer: Yeah what time you wanna fuck?
Explanation: I meant to send it to my friend
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To:  My new girlfriend
SMS:  Maybe I should masturbate a little before my girlfriend shows up. So I can ride all night!
Answer:  You go masturbate. You’ll get nothing from me!

Explanation:  Should have sent this to my friend, but it was instead sent to my new girl. It went nothing further with her…

To:  Kent
SMS:  I just saw you walking down the street where I live, you’re so damn hot! Would you like to follow to the bathroom of this bar, I would like you to do me from behind.
Answer:  Well, you’re quite embarrassing. First, I don’t think your sister would have like that, and secondly, I’m not gay

Explanation:  Should have send this to a friend I often talk to online, but I texted this to my sister’s boyfriend, who also was named Kent in my phone. This is changed now, however. Maybe the most embarrassing thing in my life.

To:  My teacher
SMS:  If you would have to do someone in the Teletubbies, who would you pick?
Answer:  The green one, of course. No one would find out.

Explanation:  My friend in class and I used to send questions to each other that we had to answer. I don’t know why I sent this to my teacher, maybe because my friend had asked earlier if I would do this teacher if I could. Interesting answer however.

To:  Ted
SMS:  It isn’t fun to do it with Ted. He only wants to do it the regular way. Ooh, he’s so boring. How do you do it?
Answer:  Well, go fuck someone else then!

Explanation:  This gave some really big fights between me and my boyfriend, when I sent this wrong. Should have written this to my friend, and I got panic when I saw that I sent this to Ted.

To:  Sister
SMS:  Give me a nice site. I’m home alone, and I need to masturbate before someone gets home.
Answer:  I’m at the kitchen, and you do nothing like that know!

Explanation: This was actually going to my friend, but I send this to my 14-year old sister. Five minutes after she answered, she shouted my name to show that she was home.

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To: Cousin Kristin
SMS:  I would do whatever it takes, for you to be here, so I can
give you a blowjob and then ride you all night.
Answer: Are you gay Kyle?

Explanation: So embarrassing of me to send this wrong. Three months after this, all of my relatives knew that I was homosexual.

To: Neighbor
SMS: Well, now I can cross Mike of my to-have-sex-with-list
Answer: None

Explanation: I was going to send this to a friend, but instead I sent this to my neighbor. It was a little embarrassing, because she was only 14 years left. She and my sister really enjoyed talking about this during the following weeks. Now I have AAA at the first place of my book of telephone numbers, and that is a number which cannot receive SMS’s.

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To: Date
SMS: Remember the deal? The one who has sex with most girls in Aiya Napa pays half of the trip next year. I’m psyched!
Answer: Why do you want to meet me tonight, if you wish to achieve those goals during the summer. I don’t want to hang out tonight …

Explanation: How the hell could I be so stupid, sending this SMS to the girl I was going to meet some hours later. Maybe because I thought of her writing this SMS. The competition was called a draw, and we’re both paying for our trip next time, which is in three weeks.

To: Father
SMS: I would like you to do me doggy-style tonight. At least we can try, and see if it hurts..
Answer: be careful honey

Explanation: This was going to my boyfriend, but I accidently send this to my father.

To: Mom
SMS: Darn it can get rough in your bedroom sometimes ; )
Answer: What do you mean now?

Explanation: Should send this to my boyfriend, but my mom accidently got the SMS. Off course I was talking about my boyfriend’s bedroom, but it seems like my mom misunderstood me. Maybe she feels a little guilty?

To: Dad
SMS: Hello sweetie! Thanks for all the orgasms yesterday.
Answer: What are you talking about?

Explanation: Later on, I told my father that a friend had borrowed the phone. Didn’t knew that she had sent that SMS. Actually, I should have send this to my boyfriend.

To: Mom
SMS: I saw your pictures at ”Guess her beaver”
Answer: What pictures?

Explanation: Three minutes after the first answer I got another SMS: “What are you talking about, that is a site about porn??”. The SMS was a prank against one of my female friends, but it went very wrong.

To: Mom
SMS: What have you done with your porn film?
Answer: Do you really need to have it?

Explanation: Should have sent this to my boyfriend, who had lost his porn film at my place. Unfortunately, my mom got the SMS.

To: Handsome guy I have met a few times
SMS: God I’m boored of this life! It’s only drinking, and fucking. Now I want to get a boyfriend, don’t you think?
Answer: That wasn’t going to me, was it?

Explanation: Should send this to my best friend, but it accidently went to the boy I have met earlier. However, he asked me out on a date, and we are still a couple today. A good coincidence, right?

To: big brother
SMS: Today when I bought a cucumber, I thought about your penis!
Answer: That is NOT normal

Explanation: My brother is so dumb; he didn’t even realize that this SMS was going to someone else then him. Off course I should send this to my boyfriend.