Lunch at Subway?
Posted by admin | Posted in Chief | Posted on 27-08-2010-05-2008
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Shave it..
Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Other | Posted on 24-08-2010-05-2008
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Of course not..
Posted by admin | Posted in Chief | Posted on 20-08-2010-05-2008
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To: My boss
Sms: Hello Handsome! Is it ok if I sleep at your place at Saturday? kisses
Answer: Of course not ..
Explanation: The SMS was meant to my friend, but it was sended to the boss which I had made out earlier. I didn’t really know what he meant, why would my boss send me an SMS with only the text “Of course not”. So I sended back just “??”. This is still a famous story at my work place…
$140
Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Friend, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 16-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Jason, partner
SMS: I bought the nicest dress to the wedding. Unfortunately, it costed $140, but totally worth it. But don’t tell Jason.
Answer: Haha, are you trying to trick me?
Explanation: Woops! I accidently sent this to my partner, that wasn’t supposed to find out about my addiction to shopping. This was going to my mom.
I’m now gay
Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Chief, Friend | Posted on 13-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Kent
SMS: I just saw you walking down the street where I live, you’re so damn hot! Would you like to follow to the bathroom of this bar, I would like you to do me from behind.
Answer: Well, you’re quite embarrassing. First, I don’t think your sister would have like that, and secondly, I’m not gay
Explanation: Should have send this to a friend I often talk to online, but I texted this to my sister’s boyfriend, who also was named Kent in my phone. This is changed now, however. Maybe the most embarrassing thing in my life.
Teletubbies
Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Chief, Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 09-08-2010-05-2008
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To: My teacher
SMS: If you would have to do someone in the Teletubbies, who would you pick?
Answer: The green one, of course. No one would find out.
Explanation: My friend in class and I used to send questions to each other that we had to answer. I don’t know why I sent this to my teacher, maybe because my friend had asked earlier if I would do this teacher if I could. Interesting answer however.
To: New boyfriend
SMS: Haha, I’m playing hard to get so he will get more interested. I’m just hoping that he doesn’t give up to early. I would like seeing a movie tonight. And you?
Answer: Okey, I will struggle a little bit more. Do you want to see a movie with me tonight?
Explanation: I was really ashamed when I realized my mistake, and when I saw that the answer was from Adam. The SMS was going to a friend. Adam and I has been together now in 2 years.
Latest news
Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Chief, Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 31-07-2010-05-2008
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We are now in Norwegian newspaper and after that we have much more visitors! Keep going!
To: Neighbor
SMS: Well, now I can cross Mike of my to-have-sex-with-list
Answer: None
Explanation: I was going to send this to a friend, but instead I sent this to my neighbor. It was a little embarrassing, because she was only 14 years left. She and my sister really enjoyed talking about this during the following weeks. Now I have AAA at the first place of my book of telephone numbers, and that is a number which cannot receive SMS’s.
Toilet paper
Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Humor, Other, Parent | Posted on 24-07-2010-05-2008
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To: A new girl
SMS: Please please please you got to do me a favor. I’m sitting on the bathroom by this girl Sarah and the toilet paper is all gone. She’s working, so you have to come up here with paper. She lives at 7eleven near your place. Otherwise I have to take some unwashed panties or some socks, that’s the only clothes left in the laundry basket.
Answer: How the hell are you going to get the door unlocked when your friend arrives? I would pay thousands of dollars to have webcams at home, so I could see you walking to that door. Hahah, I’m home in 6 hours if you can wait
Explanation: I had slept at a girls place, and she had left for work. I took the opportunity to visit the men’s room, but I forgot to check if there was any paper. That’s a mistake I wont make again.

