To: dad
Sms: hey man ill bring the weed over to your place this arvo i got to get it out of my place
Answer: what the fuck are u talking about im coming home right not to talk about this
Explanation: it was ment to go to a friend instead i sent it to my dad which was even worse cos is was a cop D:
/ jason
To: Soccer Coach
Sms: God you’re so selfish! You wake up, f*ck me and then leave to work. Yerk! But you’ll pay for that later tonight 
Love You
Answer: Ooh, that was to much information.
Explanation: My husband and I use to send SMS’s like this to each other as a joke, but this one I send to my coach. Such embarrasing.
To: Jason, partner
SMS: I bought the nicest dress to the wedding. Unfortunately, it costed $140, but totally worth it. But don’t tell Jason.
Answer: Haha, are you trying to trick me?
Explanation: Woops! I accidently sent this to my partner, that wasn’t supposed to find out about my addiction to shopping. This was going to my mom.
To: Kent
SMS: I just saw you walking down the street where I live, you’re so damn hot! Would you like to follow to the bathroom of this bar, I would like you to do me from behind.
Answer: Well, you’re quite embarrassing. First, I don’t think your sister would have like that, and secondly, I’m not gay
Explanation: Should have send this to a friend I often talk to online, but I texted this to my sister’s boyfriend, who also was named Kent in my phone. This is changed now, however. Maybe the most embarrassing thing in my life.
To: Boyfriend David
SMS: Clark is so sexy. No, beautiful I would say. If he disappears, I don’t know what to do. I would get so sad ;( The only thing I would get is compensation sex with David. Euw!
Answer: None
Explanation: David and I was watching TV together in our sofa when I accidently sent this wrong. I tried to understand, but he got broken-hearted and chased me out of his apartment.
To: My teacher
SMS: If you would have to do someone in the Teletubbies, who would you pick?
Answer: The green one, of course. No one would find out.
Explanation: My friend in class and I used to send questions to each other that we had to answer. I don’t know why I sent this to my teacher, maybe because my friend had asked earlier if I would do this teacher if I could. Interesting answer however.
To: My husband
SMS: I’m going to leave my husband. He is a big loser. I flirted with a girl at work earlier today, it felt so right!
Answer: What? Is this a joke?
Explanation: I should send this to my friend, but I accidently sent this to my husband. I couldn’t stand being with him anymore, but it wasn’t supposed to end this way. Anyhow, today we’re separated, and it feels very great!
To: Me
SMS: Should I tell Sam that he has a son. It has gone three years now, I and think that he need to find out.
Answer: None, I called her right away.
Explanation: My ex texted this to me three years after we braked up. We still talked with each other, but this was a secret I didn’t know anything about. Today I’m a father…
To: Sister
SMS: Give me a nice site. I’m home alone, and I need to masturbate before someone gets home.
Answer: I’m at the kitchen, and you do nothing like that know!
Explanation: This was actually going to my friend, but I send this to my 14-year old sister. Five minutes after she answered, she shouted my name to show that she was home.
We are now in Norwegian newspaper and after that we have much more visitors! Keep going!
To: Partner
SMS: Smart choice texting me before she gets home. Now I’m alone at home, but thanks anyway. You’re going to get something nice from me, when doing that! 
Answer: Who was this SMS going to? Was it Camilla?
Explanation: I got an SMS from my partners friend, who warned me. She knew that I had met other women, including her. I lied and told her that it was a joke, that would make her feel jealous. She bought it, but later on her friend told her the whole story. We’re not together anymore.
To: Handsome guy I have met a few times
SMS: God I’m boored of this life! It’s only drinking, and fucking. Now I want to get a boyfriend, don’t you think?
Answer: That wasn’t going to me, was it?
Explanation: Should send this to my best friend, but it accidently went to the boy I have met earlier. However, he asked me out on a date, and we are still a couple today. A good coincidence, right?
To: N (This guy I’m meeting)
SMS: I’m bored, laying in his bed while he’s peeing. Nothing is happening. I didn’t get here to talk about the weather, I want to make out. I have tried to give him the signs, but he doesn’t get them. gaah
Answer: I met this guy who liked me very much, and while he was away peeing I wrote this SMS to my friend. But instead of sending this to her, I sent it to the guy I was meeting. The situation after the SMS was a little awkward.
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