Take a cigar
Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Parent | Posted on 02-09-2010-05-2008
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Soccer coach
Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Other, Romance | Posted on 31-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Soccer Coach
Sms: God you’re so selfish! You wake up, f*ck me and then leave to work. Yerk! But you’ll pay for that later tonight
Love You
Answer: Ooh, that was to much information.
Explanation: My husband and I use to send SMS’s like this to each other as a joke, but this one I send to my coach. Such embarrasing.
Shave it..
Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Other | Posted on 24-08-2010-05-2008
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Mine was wet
Posted by admin | Posted in Other | Posted on 21-08-2010-05-2008
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$140
Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Friend, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 16-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Jason, partner
SMS: I bought the nicest dress to the wedding. Unfortunately, it costed $140, but totally worth it. But don’t tell Jason.
Answer: Haha, are you trying to trick me?
Explanation: Woops! I accidently sent this to my partner, that wasn’t supposed to find out about my addiction to shopping. This was going to my mom.
Ride all night
Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Other | Posted on 15-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Mom
SMS: Did you dream a sexy dream last night. You were groaning a lot while sleeping. See you later!
Answer: I apologize if you couldn’t sleep, but I had a really bad headache last night, and that could be the explanation. Did you sleep at home last night?
Explanation: Should have sent this to my girlfriend, and that was where I slept that night. This was really embarrassing, and I didn’t go home after school that day.
Tight bikini
Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Parent | Posted on 11-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Dad
SMS: My neighbor is sunbathing in a really tight bikini, and I’m hiding in the shrubbery masturbating. And you, what are you doing a beautiful day like this?
Answer: Stop, don’t embarrass us in front of our neighbors.
Explanation: It was a joke, and I was going to send this to my friend. My dad was a little upset, and he brought it up again to discussion when he arrived home later that night.
Teletubbies
Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Chief, Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 09-08-2010-05-2008
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To: My teacher
SMS: If you would have to do someone in the Teletubbies, who would you pick?
Answer: The green one, of course. No one would find out.
Explanation: My friend in class and I used to send questions to each other that we had to answer. I don’t know why I sent this to my teacher, maybe because my friend had asked earlier if I would do this teacher if I could. Interesting answer however.
Big loser
Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 08-08-2010-05-2008
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To: My husband
SMS: I’m going to leave my husband. He is a big loser. I flirted with a girl at work earlier today, it felt so right!
Answer: What? Is this a joke?
Explanation: I should send this to my friend, but I accidently sent this to my husband. I couldn’t stand being with him anymore, but it wasn’t supposed to end this way. Anyhow, today we’re separated, and it feels very great!
Three years
Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Other | Posted on 04-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Me
SMS: Should I tell Sam that he has a son. It has gone three years now, I and think that he need to find out.
Answer: None, I called her right away.
Explanation: My ex texted this to me three years after we braked up. We still talked with each other, but this was a secret I didn’t know anything about. Today I’m a father…
Your boobies
Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 03-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Mom
SMS: That’s really hot! Your boobies are really sexy!
Answer: I think that you’ve sent this wrong, Mommy says hi
Explanation: I was going to answer an MMS I got earlier from my girlfriend, a picture of her boobs. But when I was going to answer, I didn’t go to “New message”, but to the SMS-section. The SMS was sent to the last one I had got a message from, which turned out to be my mom. Although she understood that this one was sent wrong.
Eating pills
Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Romance | Posted on 02-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Boyfriend
SMS: I’m sure that I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?
Answer: Are you kiddin’ me? Who has made you pregnant, you’re eating pills?
Explanation: I understood that my boyfriend was going to be mad, he doesn’t want kids. I was so nervous when I got the symptoms. But now he got the SMS that was actually going to my friend. Later on, it turned out that I wasn’t pregnant.
Latest news
Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Chief, Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 31-07-2010-05-2008
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We are now in Norwegian newspaper and after that we have much more visitors! Keep going!
To: Mom
SMS: Hello honey! I was at the well-woman clinic and made the abortion. It feels terrible. Kisses!
Answer: Nothing, my mom called me instantly
Explanation: I was only 14 years when I made this abortion. I had only told this to my best friend, and it was not meant that my parents was going to find out. Now my mom found out, and there were a lot of discussions after this. She wasn’t angry, but disappointed, while she meant that she could have helped me if I had told her.

