Going to my husband..

Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Other | Posted on 05-09-2010-05-2008

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To: My Boss
Sms: Damn, I Would be fired if my boss would find out what I did.
Answer: What is it I need to know?
Explanation: This was going to my husband, but sent it to my boss. I had just done a stupid thing at work.


/ Justin

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Take a cigar

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Parent | Posted on 02-09-2010-05-2008

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To: Father
Sms: Haha, going to take a cigar!
Answer: Do you smoke?
Explanation: Was going to send this to my friend, which also smokes. Was really hard to explain this later.


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Hey babe

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Romance | Posted on 01-09-2010-05-2008

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To: ex
Sms: hey babe i love so much…. can’t wait to see you
Answer: fuck off c*** i’v told yuo before i hate yor fucking guts
Explanation: was ment to sehnd it to my boyfriend not my ex … woops

/ a.m

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Soccer coach

Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Other, Romance | Posted on 31-08-2010-05-2008

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To: Soccer Coach
Sms: God you’re so selfish! You wake up, f*ck me and then leave to work. Yerk! But you’ll pay for that later tonight ;) Love You
Answer: Ooh, that was to much information.
Explanation: My husband and I use to send SMS’s like this to each other as a joke, but this one I send to my coach. Such embarrasing.

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Boy crush

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Romance | Posted on 30-08-2010-05-2008

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To: Boy crush
Sms: Omg!!! I just started my…!!!
Answer: Um… That’s a little personal!!
Explanation: Apparently he likes an open girl because the next day, he asked me out!!


/ Kaitlyn

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Shave it..

Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Other | Posted on 24-08-2010-05-2008

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To: My boss
Sms: I want you to shave it all off before I come
Answer: ??
Explanation: My boss got the text which was meant to my buddy. Guess if I was ashamed when I met him after that.

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Mine was wet

Posted by admin | Posted in Other | Posted on 21-08-2010-05-2008

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To: Dad
Sms: Hey baby how was your day, mine was wet, but not as wet as ur gonna get tonight.
Answer: What the fuck
Explanation: meant for my girlfriend, , dont no what happened

/ Adz
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$140

Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Friend, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 16-08-2010-05-2008

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To
: Jason, partner
SMS:  I bought the nicest dress to the wedding. Unfortunately, it costed $140, but totally worth it. But don’t tell Jason.
Answer:  Haha, are you trying to trick me?

Explanation:  Woops! I accidently sent this to my partner, that wasn’t supposed to find out about my addiction to shopping. This was going to my mom.

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Ride all night

Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Other | Posted on 15-08-2010-05-2008

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To
:  My new girlfriend
SMS:  Maybe I should masturbate a little before my girlfriend shows up. So I can ride all night!
Answer:  You go masturbate. You’ll get nothing from me!

Explanation:  Should have sent this to my friend, but it was instead sent to my new girl. It went nothing further with her…

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Sleep at

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Romance | Posted on 14-08-2010-05-2008

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To
:  Mom
SMS:  Did you dream a sexy dream last night. You were groaning a lot while sleeping. See you later!
Answer:  I apologize if you couldn’t sleep, but I had a really bad headache last night, and that could be the explanation. Did you sleep at home last night?

Explanation:  Should have sent this to my girlfriend, and that was where I slept that night. This was really embarrassing, and I didn’t go home after school that day.

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Crazy

Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Other, Romance | Posted on 12-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  Annie
SMS:  Hello honey, Annie just left, and I’m crazy in you now. Annie doesn’t give me what I want.
Answer:  You’re a idiot!

Explanation:  She got angry, fully understandable. I met this girl, and was going to text her. Instead Annie got the SMS, and she left me.

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Tight bikini

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Parent | Posted on 11-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  Dad
SMS:  My neighbor is sunbathing in a really tight bikini, and I’m hiding in the shrubbery masturbating. And you, what are you doing a beautiful day like this?
Answer:  Stop, don’t embarrass us in front of our neighbors.

Explanation:  It was a joke, and I was going to send this to my friend. My dad was a little upset, and he brought it up again to discussion when he arrived home later that night.

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Teletubbies

Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Chief, Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 09-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  My teacher
SMS:  If you would have to do someone in the Teletubbies, who would you pick?
Answer:  The green one, of course. No one would find out.

Explanation:  My friend in class and I used to send questions to each other that we had to answer. I don’t know why I sent this to my teacher, maybe because my friend had asked earlier if I would do this teacher if I could. Interesting answer however.

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Big loser

Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 08-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  My husband
SMS:  I’m going to leave my husband. He is a big loser. I flirted with a girl at work earlier today, it felt so right!
Answer:  What? Is this a joke?

Explanation:  I should send this to my friend, but I accidently sent this to my husband. I couldn’t stand being with him anymore, but it wasn’t supposed to end this way. Anyhow, today we’re separated, and it feels very great!

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My beer

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Parent | Posted on 07-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  Mom
SMS:  Ccan you get her and get my beer?mommy is ariving soon, and it woud be fun if she found the beer, dont you think?
Answer:  What are you talking about?

Explanation:  Mom come home earlier from work and found the beer, and now she’s treating me as a 12-year old. Fail!

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Three years

Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Other | Posted on 04-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  Me
SMS:  Should I tell Sam that he has a son. It has gone three years now, I and think that he need to find out.
Answer:  None, I called her right away.

Explanation:  My ex texted this to me three years after we braked up. We still talked with each other, but this was a secret I didn’t know anything about. Today I’m a father…

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Your boobies

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 03-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  Mom
SMS:  That’s really hot! Your boobies are really sexy!
Answer:  I think that you’ve sent this wrong, Mommy says hi

Explanation:  I was going to answer an MMS I got earlier from my girlfriend, a picture of her boobs. But when I was going to answer, I didn’t go to “New message”, but to the SMS-section. The SMS was sent to the last one I had got a message from, which turned out to be my mom. Although she understood that this one was sent wrong.

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Eating pills

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Romance | Posted on 02-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  Boyfriend
SMS:  I’m sure that I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?
Answer:  Are you kiddin’ me? Who has made you pregnant, you’re eating pills?

Explanation:  I understood that my boyfriend was going to be mad, he doesn’t want kids. I was so nervous when I got the symptoms. But now he got the SMS that was actually going to my friend. Later on, it turned out that I wasn’t pregnant.

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Latest news

Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Chief, Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 31-07-2010-05-2008

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We are now in Norwegian newspaper and after that we have much more visitors! Keep going!

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Kisses

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 31-07-2010-05-2008

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To
:  Mom
SMS: Hello honey! I was at the well-woman clinic and made the abortion. It feels terrible. Kisses!
Answer: Nothing, my mom called me instantly

Explanation: I was only 14 years when I made this abortion. I had only told this to my best friend, and it was not meant that my parents was going to find out. Now my mom found out, and there were a lot of discussions after this. She wasn’t angry, but disappointed, while she meant that she could have helped me if I had told her.

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