To: Mom
Sms: Come to my room right know! I’m lying naked in my bed and thinking about you. My parents are watching Television, so they won’t hear anything.
Answer: Ooh, Mike, you really are embarrassing. I’m watching television WITH YOUR PARENTS. Your mom just shook her head and handed me the phone after reading the sms.
Explanation: The sms was to my girlfriend, but it was accidently sent to my mom.
To: dad
Sms: hey man ill bring the weed over to your place this arvo i got to get it out of my place
Answer: what the fuck are u talking about im coming home right not to talk about this
Explanation: it was ment to go to a friend instead i sent it to my dad which was even worse cos is was a cop D:
/ jason
To: Jason, partner
SMS: I bought the nicest dress to the wedding. Unfortunately, it costed $140, but totally worth it. But don’t tell Jason.
Answer: Haha, are you trying to trick me?
Explanation: Woops! I accidently sent this to my partner, that wasn’t supposed to find out about my addiction to shopping. This was going to my mom.
To: Dad
SMS: My neighbor is sunbathing in a really tight bikini, and I’m hiding in the shrubbery masturbating. And you, what are you doing a beautiful day like this?
Answer: Stop, don’t embarrass us in front of our neighbors.
Explanation: It was a joke, and I was going to send this to my friend. My dad was a little upset, and he brought it up again to discussion when he arrived home later that night.
To: My teacher
SMS: If you would have to do someone in the Teletubbies, who would you pick?
Answer: The green one, of course. No one would find out.
Explanation: My friend in class and I used to send questions to each other that we had to answer. I don’t know why I sent this to my teacher, maybe because my friend had asked earlier if I would do this teacher if I could. Interesting answer however.
To: My husband
SMS: I’m going to leave my husband. He is a big loser. I flirted with a girl at work earlier today, it felt so right!
Answer: What? Is this a joke?
Explanation: I should send this to my friend, but I accidently sent this to my husband. I couldn’t stand being with him anymore, but it wasn’t supposed to end this way. Anyhow, today we’re separated, and it feels very great!
To: Mom
SMS: That’s really hot! Your boobies are really sexy!
Answer: I think that you’ve sent this wrong, Mommy says hi
Explanation: I was going to answer an MMS I got earlier from my girlfriend, a picture of her boobs. But when I was going to answer, I didn’t go to “New message”, but to the SMS-section. The SMS was sent to the last one I had got a message from, which turned out to be my mom. Although she understood that this one was sent wrong.
We are now in Norwegian newspaper and after that we have much more visitors! Keep going!
To: Mom
SMS: Hello honey! I was at the well-woman clinic and made the abortion. It feels terrible. Kisses!
Answer: Nothing, my mom called me instantly
Explanation: I was only 14 years when I made this abortion. I had only told this to my best friend, and it was not meant that my parents was going to find out. Now my mom found out, and there were a lot of discussions after this. She wasn’t angry, but disappointed, while she meant that she could have helped me if I had told her.
To: Date
SMS: Remember the deal? The one who has sex with most girls in Aiya Napa pays half of the trip next year. I’m psyched!
Answer: Why do you want to meet me tonight, if you wish to achieve those goals during the summer. I don’t want to hang out tonight …
Explanation: How the hell could I be so stupid, sending this SMS to the girl I was going to meet some hours later. Maybe because I thought of her writing this SMS. The competition was called a draw, and we’re both paying for our trip next time, which is in three weeks.
To: Dad
SMS: Know I have made an appointment for you at the hairdresser. 4 p.m. on Friday. Isn’t that good before your disco?
Answer: I’m forbidden from discos by Nancy, and my hair I lost 20 years ago.
Explanation: I was going to text this to my 14-year old son, but instead my father got the SMS. He wasn’t going to any hairdresser, and he is a little too old to have hair.
To: A new girl
SMS: Please please please you got to do me a favor. I’m sitting on the bathroom by this girl Sarah and the toilet paper is all gone. She’s working, so you have to come up here with paper. She lives at 7eleven near your place. Otherwise I have to take some unwashed panties or some socks, that’s the only clothes left in the laundry basket.
Answer: How the hell are you going to get the door unlocked when your friend arrives? I would pay thousands of dollars to have webcams at home, so I could see you walking to that door. Hahah, I’m home in 6 hours if you can wait 
Explanation: I had slept at a girls place, and she had left for work. I took the opportunity to visit the men’s room, but I forgot to check if there was any paper. That’s a mistake I wont make again.
To: Mom
SMS: Darn it can get rough in your bedroom sometimes ; )
Answer: What do you mean now?
Explanation: Should send this to my boyfriend, but my mom accidently got the SMS. Off course I was talking about my boyfriend’s bedroom, but it seems like my mom misunderstood me. Maybe she feels a little guilty? 
