Trip to Thailand

Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 04-09-2010-05-2008

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To: My love
Sms: I’m going to surprise her the day before Christmas Eve with a trip to Thailand.
Answer: Are you serious?
Explanation: The SMS was off course meant to my best friend, but a miss-click, and it was sent to my love. It did was a surprise, though, and the trip was just fine! :)

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Hey babe

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Romance | Posted on 01-09-2010-05-2008

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To: ex
Sms: hey babe i love so much…. can’t wait to see you
Answer: fuck off c*** i’v told yuo before i hate yor fucking guts
Explanation: was ment to sehnd it to my boyfriend not my ex … woops

/ a.m

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Soccer coach

Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Other, Romance | Posted on 31-08-2010-05-2008

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To: Soccer Coach
Sms: God you’re so selfish! You wake up, f*ck me and then leave to work. Yerk! But you’ll pay for that later tonight ;) Love You
Answer: Ooh, that was to much information.
Explanation: My husband and I use to send SMS’s like this to each other as a joke, but this one I send to my coach. Such embarrasing.

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Boy crush

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Romance | Posted on 30-08-2010-05-2008

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To: Boy crush
Sms: Omg!!! I just started my…!!!
Answer: Um… That’s a little personal!!
Explanation: Apparently he likes an open girl because the next day, he asked me out!!


/ Kaitlyn

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Hello babe

Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 30-08-2010-05-2008

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To: friends boyfriend.
Sms: Hello babe, are you going to break up with him? or shall i tell him, because you proberly wont see him and he wont take it too well. xx
Answer: Urr, is she breaking up with me :’(
Explanation: It was sent to a friends boy instead of her, they broke up in the end.


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I can’t see you anymore..

Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 29-08-2010-05-2008

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To: Boyfriend
Sms: Sorry, I can’t see you anymore, I just, I love him too much. :/
Answer: Babe? What? I don’t understand? Love who?
Explanation: I was cheating on him with someone, and then I messages them telling them I couldnt see him anymore, and I sent it to my boyfriend accidently.

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Love you

Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Romance | Posted on 28-08-2010-05-2008

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To: The boy
Sms: I love you
Answer: What?
Explanation: Was to my friend, but accidently send this to a boy I met only three days ago.


Amber

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Going to drink

Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 28-08-2010-05-2008

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To: Girlfriend
Sms: I: Of course we’re going to drink! The problem is that I never get home.
Him: Be a little jerk then, and sleep by Julia. She can’t get enough of you, can’t she?
I: Yes, but I slept by her during the whole last week. She’s really bad in bed, actually. And I don’t want Lisa to know.
Answer: I guess you send this answer wrong, but I don’t care. Screw you!
Explanation: Was sending SMS with my friend, and when I was going to send the last one to him, I accidently send that to my girlfriend Lisa.

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Miss you so!

Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Romance | Posted on 25-08-2010-05-2008

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To: Wife
Sms: I can’t even look her in her eyes now. Miss you so! Many kisses
Answer: What the hell are you talking about? Go f*ck yourself
Explanation: Was going to send to my lover, but sended it to my ex-wife instead.

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Finally lead to divorce

Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 23-08-2010-05-2008

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To: My love
Sms: I would leave my husband for you. Kisses /C
Answer: What are you talking about? Come home now
Explanation: There was a long night of talking and screaming after this SMS. It finally lead to a divorce. That’s what can happen if you send an SMS to your husband instead of your lover.

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Eat chocolate

Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 19-08-2010-05-2008

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To: Mom
Sms: Can you get some chocolate, so I can eat it from your body!
Answer: No answer
Explanation: Just texting back and forth with my girlfriend, and I send it to the person highest up on the list “last sms”

/ Jake

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$140

Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Friend, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 16-08-2010-05-2008

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To
: Jason, partner
SMS:  I bought the nicest dress to the wedding. Unfortunately, it costed $140, but totally worth it. But don’t tell Jason.
Answer:  Haha, are you trying to trick me?

Explanation:  Woops! I accidently sent this to my partner, that wasn’t supposed to find out about my addiction to shopping. This was going to my mom.

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Sleep at

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Romance | Posted on 14-08-2010-05-2008

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To
:  Mom
SMS:  Did you dream a sexy dream last night. You were groaning a lot while sleeping. See you later!
Answer:  I apologize if you couldn’t sleep, but I had a really bad headache last night, and that could be the explanation. Did you sleep at home last night?

Explanation:  Should have sent this to my girlfriend, and that was where I slept that night. This was really embarrassing, and I didn’t go home after school that day.

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Crazy

Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Other, Romance | Posted on 12-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  Annie
SMS:  Hello honey, Annie just left, and I’m crazy in you now. Annie doesn’t give me what I want.
Answer:  You’re a idiot!

Explanation:  She got angry, fully understandable. I met this girl, and was going to text her. Instead Annie got the SMS, and she left me.

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Is so sexy

Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Romance | Posted on 10-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  Boyfriend David
SMS:  Clark is so sexy. No, beautiful I would say. If he disappears, I don’t know what to do. I would get so sad ;( The only thing I would get is compensation sex with David. Euw!
Answer:  None

Explanation:  David and I was watching TV together in our sofa when I accidently sent this wrong. I tried to understand, but he got broken-hearted and chased me out of his apartment.

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Teletubbies

Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Chief, Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 09-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  My teacher
SMS:  If you would have to do someone in the Teletubbies, who would you pick?
Answer:  The green one, of course. No one would find out.

Explanation:  My friend in class and I used to send questions to each other that we had to answer. I don’t know why I sent this to my teacher, maybe because my friend had asked earlier if I would do this teacher if I could. Interesting answer however.

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Big loser

Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 08-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  My husband
SMS:  I’m going to leave my husband. He is a big loser. I flirted with a girl at work earlier today, it felt so right!
Answer:  What? Is this a joke?

Explanation:  I should send this to my friend, but I accidently sent this to my husband. I couldn’t stand being with him anymore, but it wasn’t supposed to end this way. Anyhow, today we’re separated, and it feels very great!

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Boyfriend

Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Romance | Posted on 06-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  New boyfriend
SMS:  Haha, I’m playing hard to get so he will get more interested. I’m just hoping that he doesn’t give up to early. I would like seeing a movie tonight. And you?
Answer:  Okey, I will struggle a little bit more. Do you want to see a movie with me tonight?

Explanation:  I was really ashamed when I realized my mistake, and when I saw that the answer was from Adam. The SMS was going to a friend. Adam and I has been together now in 2 years.

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Regular way

Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Romance | Posted on 05-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  Ted
SMS:  It isn’t fun to do it with Ted. He only wants to do it the regular way. Ooh, he’s so boring. How do you do it?
Answer:  Well, go fuck someone else then!

Explanation:  This gave some really big fights between me and my boyfriend, when I sent this wrong. Should have written this to my friend, and I got panic when I saw that I sent this to Ted.

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Your boobies

Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 03-08-2010-05-2008

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To:  Mom
SMS:  That’s really hot! Your boobies are really sexy!
Answer:  I think that you’ve sent this wrong, Mommy says hi

Explanation:  I was going to answer an MMS I got earlier from my girlfriend, a picture of her boobs. But when I was going to answer, I didn’t go to “New message”, but to the SMS-section. The SMS was sent to the last one I had got a message from, which turned out to be my mom. Although she understood that this one was sent wrong.

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