Soccer coach
Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Other, Romance | Posted on 31-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Soccer Coach
Sms: God you’re so selfish! You wake up, f*ck me and then leave to work. Yerk! But you’ll pay for that later tonight
Love You
Answer: Ooh, that was to much information.
Explanation: My husband and I use to send SMS’s like this to each other as a joke, but this one I send to my coach. Such embarrasing.
Hello babe
Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 30-08-2010-05-2008
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To: friends boyfriend.
Sms: Hello babe, are you going to break up with him? or shall i tell him, because you proberly wont see him and he wont take it too well. xx
Answer: Urr, is she breaking up with me :’(
Explanation: It was sent to a friends boy instead of her, they broke up in the end.
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I can’t see you anymore..
Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 29-08-2010-05-2008
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Going to drink
Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 28-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Girlfriend
Sms: I: Of course we’re going to drink! The problem is that I never get home.
Him: Be a little jerk then, and sleep by Julia. She can’t get enough of you, can’t she?
I: Yes, but I slept by her during the whole last week. She’s really bad in bed, actually. And I don’t want Lisa to know.
Answer: I guess you send this answer wrong, but I don’t care. Screw you!
Explanation: Was sending SMS with my friend, and when I was going to send the last one to him, I accidently send that to my girlfriend Lisa.
Miss you so!
Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Romance | Posted on 25-08-2010-05-2008
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Finally lead to divorce
Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 23-08-2010-05-2008
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Eat chocolate
Posted by admin | Posted in Romance | Posted on 19-08-2010-05-2008
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$140
Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Friend, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 16-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Jason, partner
SMS: I bought the nicest dress to the wedding. Unfortunately, it costed $140, but totally worth it. But don’t tell Jason.
Answer: Haha, are you trying to trick me?
Explanation: Woops! I accidently sent this to my partner, that wasn’t supposed to find out about my addiction to shopping. This was going to my mom.
To: Mom
SMS: Did you dream a sexy dream last night. You were groaning a lot while sleeping. See you later!
Answer: I apologize if you couldn’t sleep, but I had a really bad headache last night, and that could be the explanation. Did you sleep at home last night?
Explanation: Should have sent this to my girlfriend, and that was where I slept that night. This was really embarrassing, and I didn’t go home after school that day.
Is so sexy
Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Romance | Posted on 10-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Boyfriend David
SMS: Clark is so sexy. No, beautiful I would say. If he disappears, I don’t know what to do. I would get so sad ;( The only thing I would get is compensation sex with David. Euw!
Answer: None
Explanation: David and I was watching TV together in our sofa when I accidently sent this wrong. I tried to understand, but he got broken-hearted and chased me out of his apartment.
Teletubbies
Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Chief, Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 09-08-2010-05-2008
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To: My teacher
SMS: If you would have to do someone in the Teletubbies, who would you pick?
Answer: The green one, of course. No one would find out.
Explanation: My friend in class and I used to send questions to each other that we had to answer. I don’t know why I sent this to my teacher, maybe because my friend had asked earlier if I would do this teacher if I could. Interesting answer however.
Big loser
Posted by admin | Posted in Friend, Humor, Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 08-08-2010-05-2008
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To: My husband
SMS: I’m going to leave my husband. He is a big loser. I flirted with a girl at work earlier today, it felt so right!
Answer: What? Is this a joke?
Explanation: I should send this to my friend, but I accidently sent this to my husband. I couldn’t stand being with him anymore, but it wasn’t supposed to end this way. Anyhow, today we’re separated, and it feels very great!
To: New boyfriend
SMS: Haha, I’m playing hard to get so he will get more interested. I’m just hoping that he doesn’t give up to early. I would like seeing a movie tonight. And you?
Answer: Okey, I will struggle a little bit more. Do you want to see a movie with me tonight?
Explanation: I was really ashamed when I realized my mistake, and when I saw that the answer was from Adam. The SMS was going to a friend. Adam and I has been together now in 2 years.
Regular way
Posted by admin | Posted in Adult, Romance | Posted on 05-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Ted
SMS: It isn’t fun to do it with Ted. He only wants to do it the regular way. Ooh, he’s so boring. How do you do it?
Answer: Well, go fuck someone else then!
Explanation: This gave some really big fights between me and my boyfriend, when I sent this wrong. Should have written this to my friend, and I got panic when I saw that I sent this to Ted.
Your boobies
Posted by admin | Posted in Other, Parent, Romance | Posted on 03-08-2010-05-2008
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To: Mom
SMS: That’s really hot! Your boobies are really sexy!
Answer: I think that you’ve sent this wrong, Mommy says hi
Explanation: I was going to answer an MMS I got earlier from my girlfriend, a picture of her boobs. But when I was going to answer, I didn’t go to “New message”, but to the SMS-section. The SMS was sent to the last one I had got a message from, which turned out to be my mom. Although she understood that this one was sent wrong.

