Toilet paper
Posted by admin | Posted in Chief, Humor, Other, Parent | Posted on 24-07-2010-05-2008
To: A new girl
SMS: Please please please you got to do me a favor. I’m sitting on the bathroom by this girl Sarah and the toilet paper is all gone. She’s working, so you have to come up here with paper. She lives at 7eleven near your place. Otherwise I have to take some unwashed panties or some socks, that’s the only clothes left in the laundry basket.
Answer: How the hell are you going to get the door unlocked when your friend arrives? I would pay thousands of dollars to have webcams at home, so I could see you walking to that door. Hahah, I’m home in 6 hours if you can wait 
Explanation: I had slept at a girls place, and she had left for work. I took the opportunity to visit the men’s room, but I forgot to check if there was any paper. That’s a mistake I wont make again.