To: Neighbor
SMS: Well, now I can cross Mike of my to-have-sex-with-list
Answer: None
Explanation: I was going to send this to a friend, but instead I sent this to my neighbor. It was a little embarrassing, because she was only 14 years left. She and my sister really enjoyed talking about this during the following weeks. Now I have AAA at the first place of my book of telephone numbers, and that is a number which cannot receive SMS’s.